Taoism in the News

3117229Here is an article from the NYT about Daoist music at Carnege Hall.

Here is an article from Taiwan News titled Daoism in Taiwan Undergoes Transformation.   I personally found the article frustrating.  It starts off saying Daoism is the hot new thing, then tells us it was hot a long time ago, then it says it's always been kind'a hot under the radar, then is says it's gotten too hot is some ways.  All true I guess but each point is only interesting if investigated in depth.

This one is also from the Taiwan News about a Palanquin builder and carver who is competing with cheaper mass produced palanquins.  This Summer I really enjoyed walking around the neighborhood they describe in the article.  There were tons of people carving deities and the work was exquisite.  (I got some of it on video too.) These articles about how a traditional skill is being lost are not that convincing.  First of all, if it made it into the 21st Century, it's doing pretty good for itself.  Seems like there is still a market.  Second of all, if a mass produced one will do, then a mass produced one will do.  What's the big deal?  Take that incredible skill and carve something else that people want to buy and treasure.

It's funny too.  One of the key metaphors in the Daodejing is that of the Uncarved Block of Wood.  Hey, leave that block of wood in a potential state, at least until you need it.  It was recognized 2500 years ago that the process of carving wood expands the part of your mind dedicated to your arms, fingers and shoulders.  Carving causes stress.  It forces things into being.  What would happen if we just left the gods inside the blocks of wood?  Would we still be human?

The Contentious Origins of Baguazhang

the+professorI started a new debate thread on Rum Soaked Fist by linking to a blog post I did last year challenging the common disregard for Dong Haichuan's claim that he learned Baguazhang from two Daoist hermits in the mountains.  Most people claim that Dong Haichuan invented Bagua himself by putting together some common martial arts scraps he found laying around.  You know, like those scientific contraptions with spinning coconuts and flapping palm leaves The Professor from Gilligan's Island would put together.

One person, Josh, acknowledged that Daoist ritual and ritual theater are possible sources of martial prowess which have not been explored yet, the rest of the crew have devolved into arguing about whose lineage is the most authentic.  One guy, using my favorite metaphor of the car, says that Dong Haichuan was driving a Model T Ford and that our baguazhang machines have been getting steadily more complex until now in 2009, we are driving a Lexus.

We could just as easily flip that metaphor.  Dong Haichuan drove into Beijing in 1870 driving a Lotus tricked out with every imaginable James Bond contraption.  He was happy to let his students watch him put gas in the tank and he would pop the hood and let them check the oil.  But his car died with him.  His students were left trying to reverse engineer a working car.  Some of them studied engineering and some of them were able to find working parts from other cars.  But everyone had to build their own car.  And each of the cars look quite different.  Now-a-days, there are people saying that cars don't need gas, because they've tried it and it doesn't work.  The reality is that their spark plugs are fouled or they need a new alternator.  Yet they seem content to push their car on the hills and tell everyone else they aren't working hard enough.

rinspeedsquba-diving-car-james-bondI may be driving a beat-up 1981 Toyota pickup truck art car, with feathers and fake tiger fur glued to the body, and green onions growing out of the flat bed, and yes, the brakes are a little squeaky, but at least it has an engine that works!

Perhaps the car isn't such a great metaphor.  Baguazhang was a flag ship in a fleet of ships that got caught in a horrible storm.  70% of the fleet when down to Davey Jones locker.  Each ship had to decide what to throw into the sea.  Now that the storm is over, Jetsum (the stuff that sinks), if it was thrown overboard, is now lost forever.  Floatsum (the stuff that floats), can be pulled back aboard by whichever ship gets to it first.  Most of the captains are dead, and most of the crew can't read.  There are a few ships' logs being passed around and pirates are arguing about what lays on the bottom and which floatsum belongs to whom.  Most of the fleet is hobbled and lashed together.  A few boats are getting tows, and no one seems to know where they are going.

Isn't it obvious at this point that we are looking at the wrong thing?  Dong Haichuan wasn't teaching a method.  It isn't clear whether he developed a curriculum or not.  He was teaching a view, an approach, a feeling, a way of understanding what a human being is. Yeah, he shouted, "Bu hao!" (no good) a lot, then he would slap his students with a "Ho, ho, ho, and a' feel my Dantian."

Many martial arts teachers have lineage disease.  If your lineage has become just a method, it needs to be treated with a coarse of anti-biotics and then flushed down the toilet.  The reason I've kept my relationship with George Xu all these years is because he is the best reverse engineer I've ever met.  He's been taking the methods and pulling them apart to see how they work.  His baguazhang lineage is quite unremarkable, but his single palm change is undefeatable.  He understood from the beginning that he had to make his own car.

But I have a different task.  My task is to recover the original ideas and world view which inspired the creation of these arts in the first place.

Anyone in the teaching profession today knows that there are a number of different standard forms used to evaluate and compare classes:

  1. Class Plans (An outline of what happens in a given class built around a teaching objective)

  2. Class summaries (A narrative description of what actually happened in a given class)

  3. Curriculum Overviews (A phrase or sentence for each class in a given semester which describes the objective and/or activity of that class)

  4. Curriculum Standards  (An external measure of teaching results or goals that everyone in the field can agree on)

  5. Coarse descriptions  (One or two paragraphs that describe the topic, feel, and content of the course)

  6. Teaching outcome goals  (What students are expected to learn and how the teacher will varify that they have learned it)

  7. Syllabi  (A week by week description of class activities)

  8. Program integration analysis  (How what is learned in the class is meaningful or useful in relationship to the other classes in a program and the program as a whole)


If you are going to argue about whose teaching is better, you would do well to use the same standard form, otherwise your arguments will be incoherent.  But people! if you can't tap the original inspiration for the accumulation of your particular body of knowledge in the first place, well, you're going to have to use charisma to keep your students around, because methods are hooks without a worm.

The big problem, and I mean huge, is that people bring their own story, their own view, their own inspiration, or their own paranoia, to the method they have inherited.  When you do this the results, the fruition if you will, becomes skewed.  Inspiration creates methods, methods produce fruition.  If you don't know the original inspiration that created your method, you may have already achieve it's fruition and you might not even have noticed. You could be staring the perfect fruition in the eye and think it's a failure.  If you don't share the same inspiration as the founder of your style, you are likely missing the fruition, but you are also probably working with a method that isn't doing a very good job of producing the results you want.

And that me hearties, is why connecting with history matters to our everyday practice.

Blogs, a Forum, Some News and Reviews

I'm finally pulling myself away from the forum Rum Soaked Fist where my comments were the center of controversy on two threads.  One now has over 100 posts, the other is at about 50 posts.

Here are some new blogs I've discovered:
Forum for Traditional Wu Tai Chi Chuan
Hao style Tai Chi Chuan Blog

eastpaw's yeast pause
The Tai Chi Notebook

and Masters of the IMA could keep you busy for a while.

I ran across this article on Stem Cell Experiments:
As military doctors in Iraq and Afghanistan have seen more horrific injuries involving skin, nerve, vascular and bone losses from explosions, they have tried to think of what more could be done for the victims besides bandaging things up and hoping for the best.

Maybe they could regrow the tissue: Grow the cartilage, grow the blood vessels, grow the nerves and even grow the bone.

If you're in San Francisco this Saturday and you want to see some Kabuki with a lecture, check this out.

And I'm going to try to catch God Man Dog at the Taiwan Film Festival.

Meanwhile, I saw Whip It! I think Drew Barrymore is the greatest film maker alive.  I pronounce her King of the Date Movie! Why did I have to come of age in a world without Roller Derby?  What did I do to deserve that.  God, are you listening?  If we are going to win hearts and minds in the Middle East, we've got to put together an Arab/Persian Roller Derby Team (any suggestions for a name?)

I also saw Zombieland, and if you often have the feeling that you are surrounded by zombies and only occasionally meet a human, this is the movie for you.  Fun stuff.

And I also saw Jennifer's Body, I don't know why people say it's full of metaphors, I think it was written by someone I went to high school with.  That's exactly how I remember it.

Oh and District 9, great story, and it makes fun of protesters.

Four Lies and a Truth

The meme works as follows. You post five things about yourself. Four are untrue. One is true. All are so outlandish, implausible or ridiculous that no one would be inclined to believe that any of them are true. And despite the pleas from your readers, you never divulge which is true and which are fabrications. You then tag five other people (four seriously and one person you are pretty sure would never participate).

1.  Once while driving on the freeway, they guy next to me grabbed my nuts and squeezed them so hard I couldn't control the pedals.  Despite my pleas, he wouldn't let go.  So I knocked him out cold using a back-fist without taking my eyes off the road.

2.  I once kicked a 300 pound man through a wall.

3.  In my one day on the job as a bouncer I subdued an armed robber using only two-finger techniques.

4.  During a public sword demonstration I accidentally slipped, falling off the stage--however I landed, balanced, on the back of an audience member's chair.

5.  While competing in the Gay Olympics in the 1990's, I won the Gold Medal in Wrestling and then on the podium gave a speech in which I refused to accept the medal on the grounds that the Gay Olympics was discriminating against Transgender competitors.

6.  While on a tour of the maximum security section of Folsom Prison, in the yard I was attacked by a gang of 4 Nazis.  I ripped out two of their throats with my bare hands before the guards had a chance to shoot them.

I tag Jianghu, Old Tai Chi Guy, Tai Chi in the Park, Real Tai Chi, and Bookworm.

Hey Google! Make Pinyin and Wade-Giles the Same

I've been trying to figure out how to increase my Google page ranking. I believe I have more explanatory articles on Internal Martial Arts then any other site. (Some people may dispute my authority on the subject or the quality of my writing, but the content is there.) I've written a lot on Chinese Martial Arts, certainly Chinese Martial Arts History, and I know I'm the top site for the connection between Daoism and Martial Arts.

Yahoo and MSN put me near the top but nobody uses them. The newest search engines like Bing and Spezify aren't any better than Google.

So I watched a video recently on my Wordpress Dashboard RSS. It was a guy from Google talking about how to increase your page rank using Wordpress, which I use. Please, if you have a blog or a website that relates to this blog, link to me, I will return the favor. I think a lack of high use links is a big factor in my low page ranking but there is a bigger one and it's Google's fault, not ours.
Still it's my problem.

When I first started writing this blog I played around with different spellings and transliteration of words. But I quickly made the decision to use Pinyin almost exclusively. Why? Because nearly all scholarly works use it. Mainland Chinese use it. And because the Library of Congress uses it. I just figured the search engines would eventually figure out what Librarians figured out how to do with a CARD CATALOG centuries ago. Also, Pinyin is more common among people who have had at least an introductory course in Chinese language.

Here are the Pinyin transliterations for the terms I regularly use on my blog:
Jing, Qi, Gongfu, Baguazhang, Taijiquan, Daoism, Xingyiquan, Qigong, Tuishou, Jindan, Zuowang, Daodejing, Zhuangzi, Laozi, Yijing, Zhengyi, Liuhe, Beijing

Here are the Wade-Giles transliterations:
Ching, Chi, Kung Fu, Pa Kua Ch'ang, T'ai Chi Ch'uan, Taoism, H'sing-i, Chi Kung, Twai Shou, Chin Tan, T'so Wang, Tao Te Ching, Chuang Tsu`, Lao Tsu`, I-Ching, Cheng-i, Luo He?, Pei King

I guess the Pinyin just looks better to me.
Those two word lists mean exactly the same thing and should turn up exactly the same search results. But they don't.

So many other people have hated the Wade-Giles system that they have just made up some word poop:
Lao-tse, Ba Qua Chang, Tai Chi, Chi Gung.

I honestly don't give a lizards tit about transliteration, "Tai Chi" is fine with me.  But it is annoying to have to use different transliterations systems for each word in a single essay, it is even more annoying to have to do what that stupid Google video suggested:
I love Tai Chi. I practice this internal art form everyday. Taijiquan is a good way to stay healthy. When you are old and talk like a frog, you can still practice T'ai Chi, because Tai Qi is so good for you. Tai Chi Chuan is also a martial art that is good for self-defense. T'ai Chi Ch'uan contains many secret powerful fighting techniques!

Or I can do this:
I love Taijiquan (also called T'ai Chi Ch'uan, Tai Chi, T'ai Qi, Tai Chi Chuan, Taichi-quan).

Alternately I can go back over all 530 posts of my blog and add tons of keywords and tags.

And just to add to the silliness, my Wordpress editor is still telling me Daoism is not a word!

If I was a programmer maybe I could write the code to fix this myself.

Full Disclosure: I own a hunk of Google stock, I would be really happy if they took their head out of their arse (ass, azz, but, butt, buttocks, booty, bootie, bum, backside, bottom, behind).

UPDATE:  I have now added an explanation of the problem to my sidebar.  Google, if you are reading this, please consider having me teach Tai Chi at your home office.  Thanks.