"Use your intentions to draw-in the Qi of heaven and the Qi earth and mix them in your lower dantian (cinnabar field)."
"The qi you store in your lower dantian can be used to heal all illnesses, physical ailment and emotional imbalances."
"If you practice standing still for an hour everyday without fail, the qi you cultivate will slowly build until you have enough of it to blast swarthy martial opponents across the room."
Please, could we get an English translation? Because my inner-high-school-science-teacher is getting a cramp from laughing too hard.
Standing still for an hour or so is the best way to measure whether or not you are:
- Getting enough sleep
- Getting enough rest
- Eating the right amount and types of food relative to the amount and types of exercise you are doing.
If you have not been doing these things well over the last 3 to 5 days, an hour of standing meditation will be extremely difficult.
That's it, that's my translation! The qi of heaven means fresh air and good ideas. The qi of earth means food, rest and sleep.
To cultivate qi means to monitor and adjust your conduct and habits so that your appetites are responsive, dynamic, and easy to satisfy.
Tomorrow: Does standing practice have any direct healing properties? How? For whom?
Side Note: Soup is good food, and this is an internet miracle.