Accidents (part 1)

Accidents do happen.  The greatest, most effective, fast-acting medicine ever invented was invented by accident.

No, dear reader, I'm not talking about Viagra (although that was also invented by accident), I'm talking about anti-biotics! Penicillin! 

What happened was, someone was eating a sandwich in the lab where they weren't supposed to be and they dropped some bread crumbs into one of the cultures.  The penicillin in the bread stopped the bad germs from growing.  Dude, it like killed everything, but in a good way.  (Tell that to your teachers next time they complain about you eating in class!)

Oh, and by the way, did I tell you I reached the highest level of martial arts the other day?  Yah, it happened by accident.